First of all, do this:
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/moron.htm
I got it from my wonderful Wavey.

So last week, I went to school and rehearsal and Band and stuff.

Friday: Performed at Homecoming. I had a wicked good show. Not that it really counted... Went to see Corpse Bride after going to Dave's briefly with him & Sean Pickard. It. Was. Incredible. Seriously, an amaazing movie. I wanna go see it again sooo bad! Sean's Dad, whose wicked cool, gave us a ride home.
Saturday: Oswego Competition Day. Way too tired. I was in very bad, completely uncaring mood all effing day. Did bad at practice. Did pretty good in warm ups. Did... okay... in the competition. I was disappointed in myself. Greatly. Fun afterwards scouting for hott guyz with Bonbon and Chelsea. Anyway, we got FIRST PLACE. Altho, yea, it doesn't really count. As Kesel would say, we haven't won anything yet. Let's bring it to BOA and especially STATES. Despite the fact that we had to get up uber early the next day, Dave & I went out to Tully's with Lauren Sageer and Meghan McCartney and people. It was actually fun as it went on, once I stopped being so... Idk, the way I was. *rollz eyez at own stupidity* Slept over at Dave's that night. Woke up later than planned, closer to 6 than 5. Got ready quick. I was extremely pessimistic due to tiredness. Eva Casey's car battery died, so I went back to sleep till 7:30 when they came. I needed that.

So on me, Dave, EvaC, and Speckie, along with Eva's parents and little brother, to NEW YORK CITY!!! On the way down, we rewrote "Defying Gravity" to involve food- "Frying Broccoli." We are just way too cool. Got there and walked aorund the Broadway Flea Market. I got both of Adam Pascal's CDs, and they're autographed. I also got an Adam Pascal shirt, the autograph of the original "Cathy" from The Last Five Years, the autograph of the star of Slut, and a lot of other stuff.

We got our tickets for Altar Boyz. We were all extremely excited! We had pretty good seat to begin with, but no one showed up for the row in front of us, so we moved up a row. The show was incredible and amaazing beyond words. It's definitely right below RENT, if not equal to it. I have fallen in love with the lead, Matthew, played by Scott Porter. Johnny Depp and Adam Pascal combined have been surpassed by him. He is incredibly hott. He has an amazing voice. When he dances, I want to orgasm. And there are no words to describe just how perfect his ass is. I want to marry him, f*ck him, and bear (sp?) his children. I got his autograph and got my picture taken with him, and I also got the autographs of the other Altar Boyz, except Mark 'cause he didn't come out.

We went out to eat at a wicked expensive ESPN Restuarant after that. Eva Casey's Dad payed for it. Thanks VERY MUCH to that entire family. Slept during most of the car ride home. Overall, it was THE BEST day of my life.

Today: School... wtf?!  have to wake up?!
Bio: Didn't hand in the enzyme essay, due to me not having done it yet. Talked to Speckie and doodled in my planner. Dave didn't come to school today. Whore.
Math Analysis: Took a test. Pretty easy. Read over the lyrics to the first Adam Pascal CD, Model Prisoner. I like them.
Dance: Showed Brackett all my stuff. She said I can do my paper on Altar Boyz. Danced a little too. Not well, still exhuasted.
English: Peer Editing for our stress paragraphs.
Lunch: SOME PEOPLE... are just taking up space!!! But fun other than that. Bribed Lauren with my Adam stuff for cookie pieces.
Concert Choir: Wow, my voice didn't wanna sing today.
US: Kept dozing off, then twitching awake. Sooo tired...
Studyhall: Read over the other Adam lyrics, Civilian. I liked them too, but not as much as the other ones. Kept dozing and twitching awake.

Took the bus home. Went online and ate. Took a nap. Talked to Dave. Listened to my CDs. Went online. Did my homework. Here. Going to bed.



Eva

I'm so glad that you had a lot of fun! I know I did..duh! And the fact that Altar Boyz has become almost your fav musical makes me ecstatic!!! :):):):):)